Dear John

Dear John

How can I put this nicely?? There is no way I can break up to you face to face, the look of embarrassment and indignity will be too much! I had to record a web cam message to tell you that Im leaving I have found someone better. You see John, my fresh man is so much better in bed, hes got stamina, and hes soooo much thicker than you! Theres truly no nice way to put this- but you cant please me- and Im leaving you for a stud that can! You cant truly blame a woman!