The Truth About Your Pecker

Admire my wonderful boots. Do you see these long and mighty high-heeled slippers?! It would be so nice if your little prick could reach these dimensions, wouldnt it? But being so puny it will never be possible. You have such a lil' little rod it looks like a pussy. No, wait! That IS a pussy! Thats why no woman wants to fuck you! It is useless for fucking! A woman would never feel this tiny thing. Never!