Eat My Muddy Rubber Boots And Serve Me As A Seat Peeping Tom

I walk through the forest and suspect someone following me the entire time - but it takes a few minutes until I eventually spot you! What were you thinking, creep?! Following damsels and staring at their booty... or were you staring at my rubber boots?! I dont care... Ill train you a lesson anyway! Get on your knees, look at my muddy boots... your very first penalty will be to clean them - with your tongue! Oh, thats heinous?! Well, do I look like I care?! Peeping toms like you dont deserve better, so commence gobbling the mud and filth off my boots! And once youre done and my boots are nice and shiny again - Ill use your creep face as a seat! You were staring at my butt, werent you?! Well, then lets see if you still like to stare at it when its sitting on your face, crushing your nose and smothering you!