Slave’s Palms Are A Doormat For Muddy Railing Boots

I took a rail in the forest today - and after strenuous rains the ground was all soft and muddy - I had to get off the pony a few times and my railing boots are fully covered in mud. I took them - dirty as they were - to the slave - and put his mitts on the doormat. Then I put my boots back on and begin to clean them on the slaves arms. I slobber on his palms as well and use them as my ashtray - while stomping, grinding and jumping all over his hands. With all the sandy mud the boot soles are like sand paper and hurt the slave a lot - but Im not stopping anytime soon - I want them to get clean!