Loser Used As Ash-pot And Spittoon

Ive made this loser into my private chair - but hes going to be of much more use today. I slobber into his mouth and light up a cigarette while sitting on him. Then I use his gob as my ash-pot and drool into it a lot more. Of course he has to gulp the repugnant mix of spit and ash - while I enjoy my comfortable human seat!