Blessed THANKSGIVING YOU FUCKS. For the past 5 years I have been coming up with creative ways to enhance your Thanksgiving meal. Usually I tell you to eat your spunk, but that is a bit too generic. This year its all about blast savings. Thats right, this year you will save up 14 fountains of spunk in a tupperware container. You will then bring the explosion to your family meal and pour it on your food in front of all of your friends and family. 14 explosions is enough to sate your longing for spunk all while abasing you in front of those you care about most. Fortunate you! This Thanksgiving you can truly be yourself! A spunk eater. TO REACH MY WISHES OF 14 LOADS I RECOMMEND 2 LOADS A DAY MORNING AND NIGHT STARTING ON THE 20. FOR THOSE WHO HAVE A SICK FASCINATION WITH JERKING THEIR COCK, MAY START AFTER THE 20.
